An individual who can talk for hours on end...specifically about their child. Someone who requires an e-mail or quick phone call in order to relieve harassment.
I was trying to do some work at my desk and a "La Ream" confronted me...taking 2.5 hours from my life.
by Joe Schmoey March 26, 2008

A slang word in existence since around 2013 used to describe the act of 'ripping someone a new one' or giving them a 'jolly good scolding'. All in all, it's meant in good fun. Mastery of the word can be achieved with regular use, although it's utilization has tended to evolve over time.
Further sub-definitions can be added for different situations. Eg. Family reaming, pre-reaming, literary reaming, full metal reaming, gentle reaming and so forth.
Further sub-definitions can be added for different situations. Eg. Family reaming, pre-reaming, literary reaming, full metal reaming, gentle reaming and so forth.
"Oh my God, Jessica. Did you hear what Felipe said about you yesterday? You need to give him a solid reaming!"
"Seriously, I can't believe your work place is pulling that passive aggressive bullshit on you. Go and ream them, hon."
Becky: Did they just ...? I can't believe the stupidity of these people!
Jessica: Right?! A group of adults behaving like children. I can't even ... my brain hurts.
Becky: Just ream them. Ream them all.
"Seriously, I can't believe your work place is pulling that passive aggressive bullshit on you. Go and ream them, hon."
Becky: Did they just ...? I can't believe the stupidity of these people!
Jessica: Right?! A group of adults behaving like children. I can't even ... my brain hurts.
Becky: Just ream them. Ream them all.
by reamqueen May 2, 2021

They tend to usually be part of the lgbtq+. They will most likely own a card that has a pride flag on it. They tend to abuse women when they don't get their way.
by I love emos September 13, 2021

the absolute pinnacle of human evolution ream would be the ultimate human there is no one more perfect than ream, ream is a god among gods he is the ultimate being
by anonymous April 28, 2021

Ream is a unique name for a beautiful girl. This girl makes the room laugh and loves hard. She’s smart and stands out. This name originates in Iraq so uno she got that iraqi dumptruck
by Badbwithaphatty November 23, 2021

Very gay, obvi. And carries around a lgbtq+ card. He usually likes to hit women when they take his stuff. Not fun to be around. VERY GAY.
by I love emos September 13, 2021

by Winding wind May 14, 2020
