realisticdynamic

A criminality player and a cool 2nd lieutenant in a criminality gang called "Tojo Clan"

Bro I swear to god realisticdynamic is gonna rush us with a rpg
realiticdynamic raid when

by RVVZ May 16, 2021

realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Realist

An optimistic way of saying "Pessimist".

I’d consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist.

by Twaterhouse11 October 24, 2018

Da Realist Bitch

To tell it like is, no matter who you piss off in the process

I'm Da realist bitch in here.

by Dienda88 March 25, 2007

realesticle

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.

that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.

by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010

Realestank

An analogy as to "real estate", yet referring to women instead of houses or property, making the comical inference that one would go and find realestank as opposed to the normal usage of real estate, as in finding property.

Bro 1: "Yo what's good for tonight??"

Bro 2: "We're going to hit up that natty light, crush a few, and find some realestank"

Bro 1: "Fuck yeaaaahhh"

by swagmaster2k11 October 22, 2011