Rachael

The best friend of girls called Kaya. She will hug you when you cry, laugh at you when you do something embarrassing, to laugh with you when somethings funny, and to tell really horrible jokes that are so bad their funny. She's kind, beautiful, and an amazing bestie.

Rachael and I are best friends

by BFFLofRachael May 21, 2013

Rachael

The state of which all of beauty shall ever be compared. One who holds magnificent beauty which causes the stars to shine in envy, and the moon to constantly shine upon her in order to catch but a glimpse of her gleaming smile. She is the name which runs through a young lovers heart, and

That Ocean sure was beautiful, but it was no Rachael

by Odysseus88 February 3, 2010

Raychard

A Raychard is when your penis is erecting but is stuck under your thigh. This can be caused by having over a 5 1/2 inch penis or when you are sitting in the crisscross apple sauce position.

“I have a Raychard and it hurts like a bitch.”

by Roelan Smith July 15, 2023

ratchaddict

One that is addicted to ratchet women and ratchetisms.

I saw Benny getting phone numbers at the welfare office, Man he is a ratchaddict.

by Joe the garza April 30, 2015

rachael ray

A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.

One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:

Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)

by General Chi October 6, 2006

Rayhan

Man with a gigantic penis, this is because his dad is a police officer. And his beautiful Batman haircut will make any girl swoon and legs go weak. Even tho occasionally bald he still maintains his sexy ways

Me: “who’s that”
Person: “my nigga Rayhan”

by Courtney Murray January 14, 2018

Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.

Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray

by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011