The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011
Get the The Internet Rapture™ mug.1. A person who makes up the gulliable minority of "Christians" who believe(d) in the May 21, 2011 rapture prophecy. This also includes Harold Camping himself, since he made the (failed) prediction in the first place.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.
Rapturefag: "MAY 21, 2011 WILL BE THE DAY OF RAPTURE! HAROLD CAMPING PREDICTED IT AND I BLINDLY FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS BECAUSE I LACK A BRAIN TO THINK FOR MYSELF. REPENT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!"
Intellectual: "Idiot."
Intellectual: "Idiot."
by EvolvedExpert September 11, 2011
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2. Watch out for that one, it's a fucking raptress! Look at those claws!
2. Watch out for that one, it's a fucking raptress! Look at those claws!
by J. Arnier March 12, 2009
Get the raptress mug.You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.
I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.
by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017
Get the ruptured anus mug.Rapturist: Noun. Someone who believes they will be taken off of planet Earth by Jesus Christ sometime prior to His actual return (up to 7 years ahead of time).
BOB: I'm wondering if this REAL ID will eventually lead to the Mark Of The Beast.
BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.
BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.
by L.E. Yah February 26, 2009
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When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.
by bill April 23, 2005
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"Proper job, did you fist her aswell?"
"Proper job, did you fist her aswell?"
by jmhcunt March 30, 2014
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