1. A person who tries to create a Rasta image by going to a shop and picking anything that is red, yellow, and green that will make their scenester friends jealous. Usually kids who saw someone (probably from a lame ass band) with a Bob Marley shirt on.
2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.
3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.
These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.
It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.
2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.
3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.
These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.
It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.
Conformist 1-"Oh dude this Rasta hat is tight. Oh and these Rasta bracelets are fuckin' sick! That rasta sweater over there is beast!"
Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"
Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."
Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"
Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."
by anticonformists April 12, 2010
Get the Rastaphony mug.How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.
by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009
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by M. Zuso April 4, 2005
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by duff man yo June 11, 2006
Get the rasta surprise mug.There are a few types of white rasta.
The most common is the middle class, marijuana-obsessed joke who emulates black people and Bob Marley. This type of white rasta almost never knows anything about rastas or Selassie.
Another type of White Rasta is the legit, Jah serving, moral, layed-back kind. This one doesn't necessarily have to have dreadlocks or smoke herb. He is a true Rastafarian.
The last type is your average joe, silly character. This type always has dreads, but not because he emulates black people, or is full of angst. Usually this white rasta decides to have dreads because it makes him feel different. It is more of an act of nonconformity (see: hipster). This kind of white rasta doesn't always have to smoke herb. To them it is really only about the hairstyle. Can't exactly be considered a poser, since he doesn't claim to know anything about the culture that comes with the hair.
The most common is the middle class, marijuana-obsessed joke who emulates black people and Bob Marley. This type of white rasta almost never knows anything about rastas or Selassie.
Another type of White Rasta is the legit, Jah serving, moral, layed-back kind. This one doesn't necessarily have to have dreadlocks or smoke herb. He is a true Rastafarian.
The last type is your average joe, silly character. This type always has dreads, but not because he emulates black people, or is full of angst. Usually this white rasta decides to have dreads because it makes him feel different. It is more of an act of nonconformity (see: hipster). This kind of white rasta doesn't always have to smoke herb. To them it is really only about the hairstyle. Can't exactly be considered a poser, since he doesn't claim to know anything about the culture that comes with the hair.
by WhiteRasta#3 June 15, 2011
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Shah: My cooking got me my wife! What you think she was turned on by my fuzzy rasta ass?!
Dustie: Rasta ass? I don't even want to know what that looks like.
Shah: You know what a rastafarian is? Well that's my ass!
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Shah: You know what a rastafarian is? Well that's my ass!
by DustieDude October 21, 2008
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