To injure oneself in a gruesome manner in which the testicles are crushed and/or have much pressure applied. It is common for all onlookers to burst into spontaneous fits of malicious laughter.
by QuiveringSpleen March 28, 2003
by L Penney December 22, 2008
Guy 1: "Hey I saw your car parked in the Walmart parking lot after closing, what were you doing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, I was racking Jessica in the back seat of my car."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Oh, I was racking Jessica in the back seat of my car."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
by Izaacus August 08, 2017
Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
by skumliterati March 12, 2015