Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

rooster inhaler

An obnoxious person. A cock-sucker.

John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.

by Chipperbit2 July 20, 2012

rooster thief

One who takes cock.

Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!

by Cha0sad December 14, 2013

Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.

That old rooster cock scott is at it again

by The wish master March 22, 2021

Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)

Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws

by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009