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Rolfball

A game played on a tennis court that is played by kids wearing skinny jeans. A kickball is used like a soccer/volleyball and has to bounce at least once after each volley.
Let's go play rolfball!
by Blue897230928 February 18, 2009
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rolfing

A trademarked system of deep tissue bodywork and movement education , more properly termed "structural integration", that is an outcome based process that sequentially works through the body to optimally align it in gravity and balance the dynamic relationship between the torso and the head, girdles and limbs. The process usually consists of a 10 part protocol. Named after its originator, US biochemist Dr Ida P. Rolf (1896-1979).
A Rolf Institute trained structural integrator practices "Rolfing". If one is recieving the work , one is having "Rolfing" or being "Rolfed"
by A.C.R May 16, 2008
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Rolfe

A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.
You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.
by Dildo Shaggins January 9, 2009
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rolfcopter

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I tripped on my lollerskates...

ROLFCOPTER!
by Jonathan Lin July 15, 2006
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ROLFYSATT

ROFLYSATT is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
ROLFYSATT: Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type

ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

or

ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
by internetsex December 7, 2009
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Rolfmess

A rolfmess is such a disgusting filthy mess you help but laugh. It grosses you out, but to avoid the awkward temptation to speak your mind to the owner, you say nothing then laugh about it when you've left the location. Used in place of "pigsty"
That house was a rolfmess

Don't rolfmess my car

There was rolfmess all over the ketchup bottle
by Godzilla Bait December 27, 2017
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Rolfist

A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.
Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!
by Theoic April 26, 2009
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