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Tongue and Quill

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.
A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…
by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023
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Quelch

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.
by Ruprech April 9, 2010
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Queel

I stuck a paper clip down my dick and out popped a queel.
by tomkittymattybear November 7, 2009
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Quela

Quela’s are easy to talk to and when you meet them it’s like talking to an old friend. She makes self deprecating jokes but she really believes them, even though they aren’t true. She is really funny and beautiful even if she won’t believe it. She may not have many friends but the ones she does have are her life. Never lose a Quela.
Person A: Did you hear Quela?
Person B: Yeah she’s hilarious!
by bigbuttsarefuniguess September 23, 2018
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Quilling

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
by anonymous nova March 6, 2011
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Quelf

A highly anticipated board game that crosses the very definition of sanity. Most often used when under the influence of LSD, heroine, ecstasy, cocaine or a combination of the four.

The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
Hey man, I just picked up this new board game at Target called Quelf, do you want to play?

I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
by l00katme August 12, 2010
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quall

A term for a male's left testicle. Mostly the dominant testical, hanging lower than its brother.
Ouch you hit me in the quall!
by Zane Yudasz and Andy Jeskey November 27, 2007
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