bad boy quakers

something really fucking cool

abv. BBQ

rofl thats BBQ!!!1

by the duck lord October 6, 2003

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Quaker

A person who is inexperienced sexually or afraid of sex or physical intimacy/interactions. Basically a prude.

“Premarital sex is wrong”

“Okay, Quaker”

by Nobody565 April 6, 2022

Ground Quaker

A person that makes the earth cry when they fat ass takes a step on the poor earths crust.

Gerardo Morales is the king of the ground Quakers

by Allseerer September 20, 2023

Quaker Shaker

Similar to the Thug Shaker, the Quaker Shaker defines when a historically Protestant Christian shakes their fat juicy ass on display for all to see.

John: "Alloweth me seeth yond rampallian shaketh knave! i wanteth to seeth the Quaker Shaker!"
Milhous: *stripping his clothes* "thee did bet!" *begins to shaketh his juicy ass*
John: "anon thats some fine quak'r rampallian!"

by Checkmate36 March 12, 2023