Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl 

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pussy-itis 

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.

He has a condition called pussy-itis.

Pussy-itis by Doctor A. March 12, 2025

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

Pussitis by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

PLANTAR PUSSITIS 

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

PLANTAR PUSSITIS by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

pussifist 

Someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with pussy. So much so they dedicate their life to the pussy way.

Nah man I don't suck cock I'm a pussifist!

pussifist by Skrimp November 16, 2013

Pussitized 

One who has been turned into a pussy at the hands of another. Being one's pussy and/or bitch.

He used to be quite macho but now he has been pussitized.

Pussitized by BBANLH November 5, 2016

pussyatically

An adverb to describe when men want to see what is new in the world (on the subject of women genitilia)

Man: i want to see what is new in the world.

Woman: what do you mean by that? Like politically or pussyatically.

pussyatically by Pussyatically™ June 3, 2018