bulk purchase

Bulk purchasing is the purchase of much larger quantities than the usual, for a unit price that is lower than the usual.

Nick: Dude i just bought a pound of weed
Zach: Damn dude thats a Bulk Purchase, we usually get 20 bags.

by TheMan38 December 18, 2013

Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

by Pants Partly November 24, 2010

To tha Porch

At 4:20 it's where John goes and tells the world via Facebook

419pm- meh
420pm- TO THA PORCH!!!!!

by 2thaPorch February 23, 2021

porch tease

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.

Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.

by Pugahontas November 13, 2011

Porch Game

When you are hitting her back porch on the front porch, because her old man is inside the house.

He snuck over and hit it on the front porch. Jason has strong porch game.

by ForReelzDell September 7, 2019

Porch Day

Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.

Member of Bungie.net: Hey guys remember Porch Day?

Moderators: BANBANBANBANBAN

by kyxha March 15, 2010

porch dick

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015