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Punnet Fucking

The act of getting a small room, in most cases a walk-in-wardrobe (however also works with bathrooms or linen cupboards, etc.), jam packed full of people in sexual lust. All parties must be engaged with at least 2 others, creating a chain/cycle of penatrative frenzy.

This requires at least 6 people and 2 layers.
Guy 1 Are you coming to the house-warming party on the weekend?

Guy 2: Not sure if we can make it actually.

Guy 1: You MUST come, we need to get the numbers up to try punnet fucking in the bathroom!

Guy 2: O.K, but only if I can prarie dog in your wife.....
by Diskonekted August 27, 2010
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machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
by guymanchester August 29, 2017
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punnam

the act of being like Jake, or half indian
Hi punnam, ur being like jake
by timmy January 9, 2004
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Punnet Square

1 Somebody who needs to get out of their house and have a good time a shut in
2 The maker of a bad pun/joke
1"No I'd rather play WOW than go to Amber's party." "Dude, you are SUCH a punnet square."
2}"So I said, 'don't be so crabby'ha ha!" "...You're a punnet square."
by EvilSera February 4, 2006
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punnani

slang term to refer to best breast friends that you hated in middle school but became very close with in high school. can be cut down to "punn" for tight time-purposes or as a nickname.
"your my best punn"
"Punnani, come over here!!"
"Punn i need help."
"PUNN!! LETS GO TO A PARTY!!!"
by the non-stop erotic cabert January 21, 2006
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Punnecessary

Words or puns found on urban dictionary that have only slightly altered spelling from the original word or phrase, so that the pronounciation is the same, hence making the joke or meaning pointless and indistinguishable from the original term when spoken aloud.Thus making the pun useless and unnecessary except when read.
"Cellfish

An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people."

Person #1: "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"

Person #2: "How the fuck is that in any way selfish? You have a phone, talk on it."

Person #1: "haha no dude it was a joke, like CELL *points at cellphone* fish, get it?"

Person #2: *shakes head*

Mcdonalds employee: "Umm words like that are punnecessary dude, they only make sense when you read them"
by phoobia69 November 22, 2010
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punnybts

an account where the admin lies to you and says shes pure but secretly she aint coz shes a hoe for Taehyung
Punnybts is such a great account but the admin is very punny and not pure
by AisuruTT June 14, 2018
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