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As spaffed as a puffin

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin
by The CCM June 15, 2022
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poor puffin

Poor muffin plus poor princess
I had such a long day no one is giving me sympathy hence poor puffin
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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
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A Puffin

An awkward individual who of which may not understand social qews. May often act mute for amusement and or confusion. Often found lingering in the back round and seemingly a stalker without inside knowledg.e
Is that a puffin following me?
They seem so lonely, must be a puffin.
by The_realest_m'dude March 22, 2022
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Puffin roughen

When u got hella bad time so u smoke on the spot. most likely weed and u just puff that shit til its all gone in a small amount of time.
You: Aye we gonna smoke?

Friend: Nah we got bad time we gotta go now

You: Damn i already lighted it, Damn just do a puffin roughen.
by Tall black guy July 29, 2021
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puffin fresh

To "Puffin Fresh" someone is to poke them in their sides or tummy, as if you are poking a bag of doughnuts. Named after a doughnut store / chain.
*pokes someone in their sides* "Puffin fresh!"
by Aqua_Turd May 31, 2023
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