Blue Collar Psychiatrist

bartender, or server of alchoholic beverages extending great knowledge of whiskey

Man, I'm pretty depressed my old lady left again, think I'll go see the blue collar psychiatrist

by oorah72 November 26, 2010

woke psychosis

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019

psychiatrist

(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a phd) who has graduated medical school and undergone at least 4 years of specialized training in mental illness and its treatment - be it pharmacological, therapeutic or otherwise.

A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.

I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.

by Anasazi July 28, 2005

psychiatrist

A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.

After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.

by GSmith November 14, 2006

psycholist

a cyclist who rides in a crazy, possibly suicidal manner.

Man did you see that psycholist? He rode right in front of me when I was doing a U-turn!

by Dom238579 June 17, 2008

psychiatrist

A crazy, neurotic, drug dealing asshole that bitches about his taxes all day long, and then sits his coward ass back in his little office, and drugs people into disability.

psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.

by asshole54 June 4, 2015

Psychotic Bitch

This isn't just your normal bitch. This is one that goes absolutely nuts, like one who cuts off your "mannery" when you do something even slightly wrong.

I accidentally called my friend Carl by the name Carly when I was drunk. Then that Psychotic Bitch came and chopped off my junk.

by TheMobileCripple April 18, 2010