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Peaceful protest 

How looting and rioting is defined today by the woke left.
I've never looting and rioting turning peaceful protest; only a peaceful protest devolving into looting and rioting.

shit down protest 

The act of unfurling a log of faeces while at work with the intention of ‘sticking it to the man’.
Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.
shit down protest by Napoledan January 6, 2020

wet protest 

An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.
'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.
wet protest by Varya March 9, 2009

Banana protest 

The action of doing the dick glitch in cyber punk 77 then throwing a chicken at samurai the violently shitting your pants and yelling “nice cock”
The other day John had a banana protest
Banana protest by Stinky kinky December 25, 2020

Yo Mama Joke Protest 

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
Yo Mama Joke Protest by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005

Piss Protest 

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.
Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.