You pronounced this nonsense. Not me. 

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.

Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

You pronounced this nonsense. Not me. by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022

pronunciation nazi 

-Cousin of Grammar Nazi and Spelling Nazi
-A person who always freaks outs and corrects every word that is incorrectly pronounced by another person.

Sentence: How's your brand new iPod Touch?

Dad with an accent: How's your brand new iPad Touch?
Son: Dad, it's an iPod Touch, not an iPad touch...
Daughter: You're such a pronunciation nazi! L

pronunciation nazi by TheNextComicBookGuy May 10, 2011

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) 

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.

What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) by eeyore777 December 7, 2010

Pronunciation 

How a word sounds when spoken correctly. Not a vital part of any UrbanDictionary definition.

'Tough' and 'though' are spelled similarly, but have very different pronunciations.

Pronunciation by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

What are your pronouns? 

An implicit way of saying, "I will never challenge authority because I am incapable of non-state-managed thought. I believe everything the mainstream narrative tells me no matter how ridiculous, illogical, or false, including that there are a million genders out there for you to choose." People will usually cringe when they're asked this question and will think of ways to end the conversation ASAP and never talk to this deranged espouser of propaganda ever again.

Woke NPC: What are your pronouns?

Someone who's smart: Are you retarded?

What are your pronouns? by bruh 🙂 June 13, 2023

DMWEL (pronouced dim-well) 

Dumbest
Muthafucker
Who
Ever
Lived

(From a line in Tropic Thunder)

DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)

You get cut off in traffic, shake your fist and shout "DMWEL!"
Waiter bring you the wrong order then rolls his eyes when you say something? He's a DMWEL. Best friend get back with the cheating ex? DMWEL!

Really, a thousand and one uses!!!!

DMWEL (pronouced dim-well) by Deer Watson September 12, 2009

Pronouns in bio 

A attention seeking whore

"guys just because i have my Pronouns in bio does not mean im attention seeking!!!"
yes, yes you are

Pronouns in bio by boobylover28 May 24, 2022