nigga promise

like a pinky promise but with your middle finger and it like swearing to God

Nigga promise me you'll bring me the money tommorow

by hotfriesbitch December 6, 2016

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Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

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Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

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Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

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promyss

A down to earth girl. Athletic and funny. Sometimes does not want to do things and just watch tv. Loves to feel relaxed and calm.

Wow, I feel like a promyss!

by 1234567890102020 May 21, 2018

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ProxySec

A group of hackers formed in March 2020 known for defacing random Chinese sites.
The group contains and is ran by Charge also known as SQLTABLE, and co-owned by Nano.

Most is not known by this group or the current state of its members.

Did you see ProxySec deface that site today?

by chrge November 18, 2020

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