Faguet's Principle

a theory that states that girls only talk to guys who are either (a) gay, (b) foreign, or (c) a combination of these two characteristics.

Guy #1: Dude, why do chicks dig that foreign kid so much?
Guy #2: This is Faguet's Principle in action - not only do they dig his sexy foreign accent, but he came out last week too.

by Itse Begho April 29, 2007

selective principle

Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.

by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009

Daughtery Principle

The Daughtery Principle, named after American football coach Duffy Daughtery (1915-1987) of Michigan State University, states that: “A tie is like kissing your sister.” While both evolutionary psychology theory and sociological theory would predict that this familial phenomenon would lead to osculatory outcome dissatisfaction, it has not been systematically tested except possibly in West Virginia and Vermont.

Football, basketball. and basketball have such a horror of the Daughtery Principle being enacted that play continues through overtime or extra innings until the tie is broken.

by Duckbutt March 19, 2011

Roger Rabbit Principle

It is ok as long as it is also funny. From the scene in which Roger Rabbit escapes from handcuffs:

Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.

"Wow, what you just did was incredibly offensive."

"That's OK, because it was also funny. You know, the Roger Rabbit Principle..."

by bububuffalo May 29, 2013

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

vagina principle

the principle in life that a woman will never start a text message or a phone call to a man who she is not married to or dating. She wont initiate a text or phone call because women are helpless

Guy1: Ok well i am going to go, text me.
Girl:How about you text me.

*hours later*
Guy1:Man, this girl never calls or texts me
Guy2:Fucking Vagina principle dude

by Privdonut2 May 16, 2009

vahaudec principle

1) a mathematical axiom used throughout the ages, to help explain why corn sharks float.
2) initially used by pioneers in plankerville to gauge density

"did you see the corn shark that joel launched in plankerville? he just proved the vahaudec principle"

by tina miller October 25, 2008