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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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Scent Pervert

1. Someone who enjoys sneaking up on you to sniff your hair, clothing, neck, etc.

2. Someone who sniffs things that the object of their affection has touched against (ex. sheets, handkerchiefs, pillows, blankets, shirts, hats, etc.)
by GaryMF.Oak January 11, 2011
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Perverts

99.999% of all the people on Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look up something nonsexual and you will find 1-7 things sexual.
Man, I hate these perverts on Urban Dictionary.
by NintendoNerd December 6, 2018
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pervert

still unknown because so many of your definitions are fucked up
if porn is the greatest thing in the world, how come you're still saying that perverts are the people who look at porn?
by frank the tank June 28, 2004
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Pervert's Paradox

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.
(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.
by Adrimor May 21, 2009
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extreme pervertion

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.
Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.
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Movie Pervert

Someone who loves movies that fuck with the mind.
The movies he likes fuck with my mind! He's such a movie pervert.
by Mr.Foxx August 9, 2016
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