premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Spotify Premium

Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.

Hey dude, do you have Spotify premium? Hey yeah, I got it last night! Premium's so much better!

by YoursTruly24681012141618 June 11, 2016

YouTube Premium

For Android users, look up YouTube Vanced. It's basically the exact same thing as YT Premium but free. You're welcome.

A: Dude I want YouTube premium so I can play songs in the background but I'm broke AF.
B: Is your phone an Android?
A: Yep
B: Okay, then you can just download YouTube Vanced (google it), install the apk file and you basically have a modded YT app with all the features of Premium.
A: Oh wow! That's fricking awesome!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 8, 2022

super premium

1. someone who has a great ass
2. a really effing hot teacher or principal that is incomparable to any other guy or girl
3. an interjection said whenever a hot guy/girl passes by, usually used in a school environment

1. "daammnn check out her ass...she's super premium!"
2. *hot principal walks by* "SUPER PREMIUM!!!"

by nagelamb17 December 1, 2009

snapchat premium

when a girl puts you on her private story and only posts nudes

Girl: hmu to be added to my snapchat premium
Boy: add me 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by gassedupgudda621 December 23, 2020

Pornhub premium

What every 13 year old wants.

Mom can i get pornhub premium

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

premium dunkel

Found on a german beer label by two kickass bitches, premium dunkel is used to describe someone who is awesome beyond comparrison. It is the highest compliment one can give to a friend.

"Molly, with your astounding wit and firm ass, you are premium dunkel."

by mollyaugustasarah August 23, 2006