pedephile

A person who cannot spell.

The person who wrote the definition above me, is a "pedephile."

by GerardB December 17, 2008

Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

by Beng92 November 10, 2009

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

by FreshNettle December 17, 2019