Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."

Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

by BrittBrittBritt September 9, 2015

Prayering

The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga

by JokesInHistoryClass April 1, 2017

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014

Punk Prayer

When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.

Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.

by Covido April 8, 2022

Resident Mind - All The World's Prayers

a fucking asshole in roblox hit game, HOURS. bro will fuck you up and make you give head to him DAILY.

yo who's resident mind - all the world's prayers
you're gonna get your ass beaten

by Vexonity October 14, 2023

The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."

Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.

by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012

prayer

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

by dot dot dot... December 28, 2005