poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)

dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"

by nawty newbe May 26, 2006

Fuck-Pox

Also know as herpes.

You put your meat in that trough, you’ll get the fuck-pox.

by Ya boy Dirty September 10, 2022

Tweaker Pox

When a person who is addicted to drugs picks their face to the point of looking like they have a severe case of chicken pox.

Britney Spears’s husband showed up at her wedding with tweaker pox and got tackled and arrested for trespassing…

by Tbone diddley June 11, 2022

Pax Pox

The sickness you get after going to a big convention. Symptoms vary wildly, but all stem from being around hundreds of people in a confined space for long time.

"Why didn't you come into work today?"
"I went to Vidcon last week and got Pax Pox. I've had a stomach ache since Sunday"
"ah dude that sucks, I dodged the Pax Pox this year"
"lucky"

by TheDimensionist February 24, 2021

Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing out of nowhere.

You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.

by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019

monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.

George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

pubic pox

A less known STD that is very common. Pubic Pox consists of small red bumps around pubic area. Also know as Molluscum Contagiosum.

"Sorry, I can have sex right now, the doctor just dripped liquid nitrogen around my cock to remove my pubic pox."

by westjesse January 8, 2009