rusty powerline

When you stick it in the asshole and take it out and there is shit on your dick

Rusty powerline. Kyle Anderson

by Oakley March 7, 2016

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Ryan Poehling

yes

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes

by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020