When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
by Youthful Wisdom February 14, 2006

example in a conversation:
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"
Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"
by cc March 21, 2005

by Devinney June 12, 2008


by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007

in 15th century england, ravi grant and zeeyad were straight chillin when a street thug came we told him to POOP OUTSIDE STREET THUG. then the thug said why didnt you just tell me to POST up?
by zeyad,ravi,grant April 13, 2005
