Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

Poon Chang

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.

1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.

by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009

Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017

poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.

My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Pop-Tart Poisoning

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.

Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"

by Derp_McHerperson September 14, 2017

poison fart

Flatulence with the ability to clear a large room of people.

Damn it! Ruben layed a poison fart in the living room so he could have the TV to himself,stinky bastard.

by Rub Dogg August 28, 2006

Poonani

Noun. Slang word for the vagina. Pussy Cunt Muff

Do you want to smell my poonani?

by Anonymous November 4, 2002