Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Putnam Poptart

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.

Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.

by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

Armenian Poptart

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009

PopTart

Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is

PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!

by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014

poptart

used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.

Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?

by t-la August 25, 2008

Lewisburg poptart

A piece of shit formed into a rectangle and Ejaculated on.

Nadine likes big chocolate Lewisburg poptarts? Damn thats some sick shit!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008