Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Postal Dude

A really cool guy

The Postal Dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.

by Hardass April 1, 2003

Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016

Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.

Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~

by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021

Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"

Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass

by Ralain August 1, 2009