Someone who, in the middle of a conversation, goes over to the corner of the room and proceeds to pull down their pants and poop on the floor while the other person stares in disgust. Then the corner pooper pulls up their pants and returns to the conversation and points out that someone pooped on the floor over there and cautions the other person not to step in it.
"Man, the other day Gary and I were talking and that dang corner pooper straight shat in the corner and then had the nerve to tell me to be careful because someone pooped in the corner as if it wasn't him and I hadn't just seen him do It!"
by Jerrysguy June 11, 2018
Get the Corner poopermug. by Lasane February 28, 2010
Get the cheers poopersmug. Someone who’s looking out for you and making you sure you don’t get so drunk you blackout and wake up pregnant
by Deletedthoughts January 30, 2020
Get the Party poopermug. The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011
Get the Futon Poopermug. by MÅX December 25, 2003
Get the panty poopermug. it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
by Tenley June 10, 2007
Get the cake poopermug. When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!
Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.
Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.
by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018
Get the Harry Poopermug.