I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation

"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."

by peteypab November 6, 2013

over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

Winnie the poohed

To be on the couch naked or wearing just Tshirt eating honey.

Man I came home late last night and Jerold was on the couch all winnie the poohed. it was fuckin weird.

by Lindrei Deyde August 1, 2016

pooned ja noob

To pwn a novice little bitch that thinks hes good, but really just licks testicales. This name oringanlly came from a mistake in spelled pwned ja noob for a xbox live gamertag. Established 5/14/04 By Pooned ja noob.

Pooned ja noob you fucking faggit!!
OR
I just fucking Pooned ja noobs!!!

by Logan Mccann February 9, 2005

poomer

a shaved vagina

I just love girls with poomers!

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

poomidity

The degree of wetness, especially of the atmosphere in a bathroom.

I just took a shower! Your crap made the poomidity in here sick!

by smoneytime October 28, 2008