Poogasim

When two bodily functions happen at the exact same time. The excrement of fesses from the anus, while ejaculation of seamen comes out of the penis....creating a poogasim.

That bitch had a poogasim, for real ok.

by EFASTING October 10, 2009

Poobaging

The act of running a lunch or fast food restaurant bag full of feces to someones door and lighting it on fire while laughing from a safe distance.

Yo, theres nothing to do tonight, lets go poobaging in chris's neighborhood.

by Soltan April 25, 2007

Phoga

noun. A cross between photography and yoga. It is used when trying to capture candid shots of a subject.

Often a photographer has to bend and "perch" one's body in awkward positions for minutes at a time, trying to get "the shot."

"Thank-God I've been practicing phoga for years,or I never would have got the bride throwing-up that shot of Rumple."

by lazero76 May 11, 2009

Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

PooAIMing

To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

by sarcasticpeach March 12, 2010

PooBagger

PooBagger is a One-Step Solution for removing pet waste from your yard and property. Snap on a Bag ... Scoop up the Poo ... Directly into the attached bag. Unsnap bag directly into trash container. Uses ANY plastic bag.

I keep my yard safe from Pet waste bacteria by picking up the poo with PooBagger.

by PooBagger January 10, 2015

pooagami

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

by A & K October 27, 2017