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Puberty is a thing...it's a thing which you can't let go of..It's sh-t for life. It happens between the ages of 10-18.
Go ahead and give this a thumbs down,cause it's all true and I spent 15 minutes making it. (Or if you are nice go gimme a *thumbs up* darling ;D)
Girls (including me DAMNIT!)
If we didn't had our boobs growing,we could have gone topless without a care in the world (lol?)
If we didn't had hair in our hoohaa,mating could have been easier.
If we didn't had facial hair, (Sometimes, only one hair below our chin for ages 40+) we could have looked much younger.
If we didn't had underarm hair,our sweat couldn't have been much stinkier.
If we didn't have such a dramatic mind,we could have been more funnier...and more cheerful.
Boys:
If they didn't have such a long and hard penis (and sperm of course),we couldn't have pregnancies and stuff,and blowjobs could be the only way.
If they didn't have hair everywhere,they could have been more sexier.
If they didn't have facial hair,kissing could have been much easier.
If they didn't have an emotional mind,they could have been more sweeter.
Girls start earlier than boys do...yep. Justin bieber's so lucky (and gay) that he didn't hit puberty.
by Light Dragon March 13, 2011
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Puberty

The process of a male or female around there teens or pre teens, go through a change where hormones change some of the body's functions such as height, sexual organs, thoughts and so on and so forth. Also, it goes different for everbody so it can start as early as 10 or as late as maybe 14. Another change should be that you get "stinkier." because your sweat glands open up, and hair will grow every where excluding the places where it cant such as the feet, lips, eyelid and all of that.
kid 1: hey, my friend is acting really strange.... i wonder what is happening to him...

kid 2: well maybe he is going through puberty which makes him embarrassed be cause he gets erections whenever.

kid 1: oh ok.... so thats why

kid 2 yeah... dont worry though it'll happen to you too
by lololol :D June 5, 2009
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