Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.

Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

by Dolphin Plopper May 31, 2015

Ploopy

The worst word you can possibly say to anyone or anything.

Gregory: Ploopy.

Manny: WAHGRSFCKEGIOWLO5IYIVP29TUYOCQXYQERGUYYFGCRGLIWL4O8T8%*%!?WILIU@V*OWT ÙOIDB

by mgxfqbkuygrfz December 7, 2019

Covert Plop

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

by NCHawk December 1, 2010

plook

To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage

by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.

Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.

by Original Guera July 1, 2007

ploap

a sturdy poop (not watery or liquidy; one that is a sturdy log)

"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"

"Clean up those ploaps!"

"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"

"These ploaps are everywhere!"

by Rad Parker November 12, 2012

Plop

To lay your junk upon an item.

He just plopped on my 3ds.

by anonymous March 12, 2021