Plongle

An annoying person, said when the annoying thing is done

John: *drops his coffee on your lap*
You: Ergg John your such a plongle!

by Megnut May 11, 2014

Plode

A name for an extremely great and powerful thing that conquers all else. It can use all kinds of SUPER weapons mainly explosions. No plode is bad.

LOOK!!! A Plode.

What's his name?
Plode.

by Ron Billson March 26, 2008

Plender

To burn an elderly human being.

"Gee Tim, this old bitch won't move up in line!" - Alex
"I know, don't worry, I'll plender her ass!" - Tim
"Old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up!" - Alex

by ThePlenderer October 31, 2011

plandom

Plandom is an annoying form of being "random" but actually planning the randomness ahead of time, or using the same three or four "random" phrases.

Plandom Fucker- "I am a pineapple cheese monkey that lives in a fruitbasket with Frankenstein's mega-colon medication and everyone is coo-coo for co co puffs!"

by Galoot March 14, 2005

plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

by Tom Joe December 27, 2006

Plonker

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019

Plodka

Shitty Vodka that comes in a plastic bottle.
Nearly guaranteed to give a gnarly hangover.

Oh God, is that fucking rubbing alcohol?!

Nah bro! Its Plodka, I picked up 3 bottles for $5.25 and a 24 of Keystone!

by MarcLittle December 9, 2008