pluart

flatulence brought on by eating too many pluots

After eating 15 pluots, Steve ripped a pluart.

by Schrödinger's Hat July 5, 2012

David Pilar

David Pilar is a gay mentally retarded asshole who likes to cry like a little bitch. He is really gay and loves to fuck any dick he sees, including animals. He loves to touch and sexually harass little boys. He is so gay that even gay people run away from him. He has a crooked tooth and is mentally retarded so if u see him run away. he also has really small dick and loves megan banta(ugly ass girl)

David is really gay
David Pilar is a gay dumbass bitch that loves guys

by JUan23562 April 28, 2017

pliers

rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:
removing ticks,
mold from toes,
your father's nose hairs,
your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,
toenail removal,
and the plucking of facial hair
(generally with the same pair)

dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?

by Girl_In_The_Rain August 16, 2008

Plarp

A "plarp" is the noise that occurs when a person with a fat, saggy booty plops themself into a chair and farts.

Laqueefa's plarp made the people in the surrounding seats leave the area.

by Lil' JuJu June 16, 2011

plir

it's a negative word.
a synonym for lame or weird.

Thats SO plir OR you're such a plir.

by ZestyK September 26, 2007

plirt

this is defined as the opposite of flirting

this girl is such a plirt, she just doesnt get it

by mike hamilton123 January 18, 2009

[plark]

Having a job or task that let's you play and work, almost at the same time. A fun place to work, cause you're basically getting paid to have fun...a place where it looks like you do more playing than real work...

My job is straight, I plark all day and get paid in the process!

by 615chuck September 19, 2016