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stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.
i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.
by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015
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Pied

1. The act of ignoring someone when they are talking to you

2. Not returning a high five
Wow that guy totally pied you!
by Blondishkathy May 10, 2008
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Pixel Hugger

A person who values pixels and video games over actual life and people.
Dude Logan is such a pixel hugger he wont even go hang out with us.
by Ravager November 11, 2006
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piped telly

We just got piped telly in our gaff.
by kfly September 5, 2008
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Pixelface

Generic term for computer screen based life/experience.
Similar to the term 'Chalkface' used by teachers and educators, which in turn derived from the term 'Coalface' as used by miners.
First coined on the "Poor Attitude' blog.
"Man I've been at the pixelface all day - my eyes are fried.

"Life at the pixelface isn't all it's clicked up to be"
by NikChinook April 23, 2009
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pixel jockey

A derogatory term for graphic designers, motion graphic artists, 3D artists and other computer-related fields related to the visual arts industry. Used by producers and HR recruiters as term of condescension to those artists whose skills, they do not ultimately understand.

Like the racist lawn jockeys of golf clubs and the racist term camel jockeys, the term implies a being of lower status and the master-slave relation between the owner and owned.

Actual 3D artists and graphic designers would never refer to themselves as pixel jockeys, preferring to use job titles for the fields which they respectfully have mastered.
"Hey Bob, we gotta get another pixel jockey to wrangle this greenscreen that I shot on DV."
by Another Freelance Designer February 11, 2010
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pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
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