Pipe

Fucking sweet. Pipe is totally legit, like Slater on Saved by the Bell. It's bona fide like Mike Johnson. Sweet like Yoshi's power slide in Mario Cart. It's rawer than Paris Hilton and realer than Lindsay Lohan.

If you think you know, you have no idea. Pipe is bouncier than Pamela Anderson's boobs on baywatch, its truer than Barry Bonds on steroids, its cool like Vin Diesel in Tokyo Drift but hot like a pound of wasabi in your face.

If you're not pipe, you're nobody.

"Dude, you have a 64" plasma, an infinity pool, and a guitar playing midget!? That's totally pipe!

"That party was pipin', never seen so many hot chicks in my life"

"You met the Dali Llama? That's so pipe!!"

by Hasnain and Brint November 7, 2007

pipe

to fuck

damn i wanna pipe the fuck out that bitch

by L July 9, 2003

piping

To smoke an illegal drug, specifically heroin.

"If I started piping again, then I'd let everyone down, and I just can't do that."
--Pete Doherty

by Michael Procton January 31, 2008

pipe

1. Another word for a male's sexual organ (see penis, cock, ole johnson, dick, sausage etc)
2. Can be used for transporting water around the country
3. You make smoke from it

"I might just check out that bloke's pipe tonight, kerry"
OR
"Ahhh crap I stubbed my toe on that pipe- it's sticking outta the ground...the council oughta do summit bout THAT!"

by MeezAxx December 3, 2003

Pipe it

To give oral sex to ones penis.

Brit: "What do you want me to do?"

Joe: "Pipe it."

by H1DDEN August 22, 2010

pipe

when you have sex,smoke weed, and engineer at the same time

YO my gee i just piped my boys

by AshliiiC November 14, 2019

pipe

A way to do drugs. Often involving Mary Jane! (marijuana)

"holy shit i got so high i thought i was giving a blowjob to the pipe."

"Its not your fault, it kinda looks like a penis!?!"

by Miss Sucks Alotta Cock September 5, 2007