pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

Pinger

An imalgimation of piss and fingered.

The act of masturbating a female, using your fingers to penetrate her, whilst she urinates.

"He wasnt exactly sure if he wanted to pinger her, but she wanted it."

"She couldnt wait to hook up with a guy and to spend the rest of the night getting pingered silly."

"There's nothing more absoloutely disgusting then walking in on your little sister in the middle of a pingering session."

by Stonii January 1, 2009

pinger

A male erection. When a boaby gets hard.

I hit a pinger when i saw that girl.

by Tankus McJobby December 28, 2005

pingle

A word used by the clock work mice. It doesn't really mean anything, but it sounds good. If you were to put it to music, you'd probably use a triangle or xylophone

mice: pingle pangle pongle

by Flaze July 20, 2008

Pinkler

Another name for a butthole.

She has the worst pinkler i've ever seen!

by Blind McGee October 4, 2008

Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

pingers

A person whose hair is cut so short it goes "ping" when a hand is run through it.

It's the name given to new Military recruits in Basic Training after their first haircut.

It is a derogatory term that indicates the relative ignorance of the newbies and can be measured by the shortness of the hair.

That Pinger's gig line isn't straight.

by Robert Trudell July 4, 2005