Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.
by K Supreme September 6, 2020
Get the Phoneralmug. A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.
Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
by Moondoggie October 15, 2012
Get the Phonermug. When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.
King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.
Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!
King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.
Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!
King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.
by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022
Get the Phonermug. when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
Get the hand phonermug. by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017
Get the Phonermug. Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021
Get the Phonermug. an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013
Get the phonermug.