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Phoner

A person who is so absorbed in their phone that they fail to complete tasks they started and or cause other people delays.
I was at the gym for an hour because phoners were hogging all the equipment.
by bronamath December 18, 2018
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Phoner

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.
by magikarpusedsplash September 29, 2011
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phoner

an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013
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Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.
This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.
by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014
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Phoner

A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.
by Moondoggie October 15, 2012
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Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.
King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.
by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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