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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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stolen antique photos

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"
by BandMan420 November 18, 2019
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photoshopping

The process of reviewing old photo's or yearbooks and suddenly discovering that someone has become more attractive. Usually indicative of a change in tastes or maturity, or a desire to hook up.
Girl: Great reunion get together! After looking at the reunion photo's I pulled out our yearbook and I have to say you were really hot!
Boy: You wouldn't give me the time of day in high school, sounds like now you are photoshopping me?
Girl: Doesn't mean we can't hook up now does it?
Boy (to his 15yr old self) : Stick with it! She'll come around eventually. Dreams can come true.
by LittleDuke November 14, 2012
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photoslap

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!
"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"
by John Smitha November 12, 2008
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Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.
Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.
by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016
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photoshop

verb. "to photoshop"

To fabricate digitally using Adobe Photoshop or a digital image-editing software. This verb is usually used by amatures.
"Whoa, is that picture real or is it photoshopped?"

"I'm going to photoshop a hat on this picture"
by thinkamc December 9, 2003
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photoshop

N. - Photoshop is an extremely expensive, but very effecting image editting and manipulating program. It is used by many major companies to produce high-quality graphics. Photoshop is made by Adobe, the makers of Acrobat Reader. Photoshop is very difficult to use and requires some major skill. You can get started with tutorials at many sites.

V. - To photoshop is to edit an image, or manipulate it to look different, usually used when a picture looks totally different from the original version.
N. - Photoshop is the best image edditing software out there.

V. - I just photoshopped that image to look like it was sunny.
by Matt Goodman December 30, 2005
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