1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.
2) A drunken philosophy.
2) A drunken philosophy.
"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints
Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."
Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."
Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."
Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."
by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 05, 2009
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Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”
Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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by Shenzibiothane111 November 05, 2021
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my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"
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