Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

Saucy Peyton

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.

Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton”

by sarah_basic June 14, 2019

Peyton pink sock

After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.

Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !

by hoffmandoe February 3, 2014

Peyton

Peyton's are the best girls you will ever meet! If you meet one know that she will be shy at first, but as she gets to know you she can be really funny. She has an amazing personality and loves to date blondes. Peyton's can be very bitchy if you piss her off. She only dates guys that are loyal to her. No jerks allowed. Peyton's are also super HOT! You should date one!

Boy: Hey look at how hot that Peyton girl is <3
Boy 2: Dang she looks gooooood!<3

by ButteredBacon123 September 13, 2018

Peyton Manning

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.

"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"

by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006

Sara Paxton

A young actress who has talent, unlike some other young actresses in the business who can't act and get more attention *cough*Hilary Duff*cough*, most known for her role as a mermaid turned human, in Aquamarine.

Aquamarine is a great movie! Sara Paxton makes the movie! Period

by Dumby August 4, 2007

Peytonism

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

by lolhaximo August 17, 2008