Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties

Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal

by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023

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Pessi

Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer

A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.

by anonymous January 13, 2022

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A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).

Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022

1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 11, 2024

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Pessi

my name is peonel pessi and I miss penalties and open goals and I won the ghostondor 7 times 3 against bayern I also ghost the streets of burger land

Pessi is known as a idiot farmer who isn't the goat

by Mytfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmhtfmf July 25, 2023

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pessi fan

Term used to refer to anyone who goes against ones own views or annoys oneself.

Originally stemming from a hatred and annoyance over the popularity of "Pessi," (meme name for Messi), anyone who causes similar annoyance is a pessi fan

Person A: I watched the movie without you
Person K: you pessi fan

by Kurana May 30, 2024

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