Pediphile blunt

When a marajuana blunt creeps up on you and tickles you from behind like a pedaphile.

" oh my gosh! Did you feel that pediphile blunt touch me ? "

by Veitnam V May 13, 2013

Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

by albert johnston November 29, 2010

pedofileren (to pedophilize)

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.

I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.

by Kat de Wat August 24, 2009

Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.

"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Joe Biden pedophile

Touches kids in a creepy way

Umm ya, that kid toucher is a regular joe biden pedophile.

by ShoelaceJones December 9, 2020

penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007

Pedophilephile

A person who denotes fondness and admiration for child molesters and pedophiles.

Polls show that a vast majority of Republican voters in Alabama support and admire Roy Moore, a known child molester and pedophile. This makes them pedophilephiles.

by Asi Las Cosas December 12, 2017