by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016
Get the Periodmug. Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.
by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014
Get the Periodmug. Once every month a female has to cut off their small penis. Then it bleeds for a week until it slowly grows back then the cycle continues.
by girlfacts June 21, 2020
Get the Periodmug. by Lollipop84 November 28, 2018
Get the Periodmug. The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.
OR
The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
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The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"
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This is a period. This is a new sentence.
Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"
OR
This is a period. This is a new sentence.
Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
by mike&ikes August 23, 2009
Get the Periodmug. DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!! Dont mess with me with my period biatch. ill slice your head open with a spoon and then use the spoon to eat icecream with.
by pseudonym May 28, 2004
Get the Periodmug.