To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb
Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!
by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025
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“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
by sllubstick August 24, 2018
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