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Pennsylvania 

A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.
Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania by Lucky Lori February 5, 2022

Pennsylvania 

Are u from Pennsylvania

Yes

Horse
Pennsylvania by Sonofanitch April 2, 2022

Pennsylvania 

The Keystone State. Pennsylvania is a Mid-Atlantic state know for cheesesteaks, Penn State, and potholes. Deer are very common in this state, hence it has the highest ratio of deer to car accidents of any state. The state can be divided into 3 sections: the West, which consists of Pittsburgh and its suburbs, Erie, and rural farms. The East, which consists of Philly, Allentown, and Scranton. This area is a very liberal area. It can be comparable to New Jersey, especially around Philly. And the middle of the state are fields, Conservatives, the Amish, and Penn State fans. Pennsylvania was the 2nd state to join the union. It is the only one of the original 13 Colonies that doesn’t touch the Atlantic Ocean. Pennsylvania’s economy is comparable to the country of Saudi Arabia. In Presidential Elections, Pennsylvania is considered a swing state. It voted for the GOP in 2016 after voting Democratic every election since 1992. Pennsylvania gives 19 electoral votes to the winner.
Pennsylvania is the Keystone State
Pennsylvania by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022

Pennsylvania 

Pennsylvania (/ˌpɛnsɪlˈveɪniə/; is official known as one of the 4 Mississippi's. Pennsylvania can be described as the "Flamboyant" or "Malleable" Mississippi, it can also be related to the Cocker Spaniel breed of dog for its cowardlyness. Pennsylvania lies on the eastern border of kentucky and to the west of the 4th Mississippi, Malaysia.
Person 1: Hey did you see Mississippi's new addition?
Person 2: No?, did they get a new update?
Person 1: Yeah they added a new Mississippi called "Pennsylvania"
Person 2: I have presidential aids.
Pennsylvania by Big Ounce The 3rd December 10, 2022

Pennsylvania 

A posh, tory riddled district located at the top of Exeter, Devon. These ends are run by Rhino Olly and it always stinks of soggy stardawg when you're walking through here.

Feds got caught lackin.
Pennsylvania is filled with ket heads and of course, Rhino Olly.
Pennsylvania by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023

Pennsylvania 

A state basically known for it's cheese and literally nothing else.
Pennsylvania is Wisconsin 2 or vice versa.
Pennsylvania by IntergalactalEnergy December 31, 2023