Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.

Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.

by bobsicle February 3, 2019

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021

Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay

"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"

by NotMyRealName1993 March 1, 2022

air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.

by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010

what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

Spider Penis

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

by Dean_o December 28, 2011

power penis

A phallus of immense girth, length, and/or strength. Wielders as well as recipients must exercise extreme caution.

Sally was completely destroyed by Ralph’s power penis. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Hammer of Jesus January 19, 2019