by kwang July 18, 2003
Get the Penguinmug. Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.
Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008
Get the penguinmug. This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014
Get the Penguinitismug. A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.
"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."
by BigDickFalcon March 9, 2010
Get the Penguinmug. A completely unnecessary piece of information the needs to be removed from memory in order to make room for more important information.
Matt: "Oh shit, how am I going to remember that penicillins act on the peptidoglycan cell wall with D-Alanyl-Danyline chains"
Kiko: Nope, penguin.
Matt: Splash.
Kiko: Nope, penguin.
Matt: Splash.
by doogsd February 28, 2017
Get the Penguinmug. by lauren e February 19, 2005
Get the penguinmug. A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures
by nutsnutsnuts June 15, 2010
Get the penguinmug.